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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:54

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

What do you think will be the biggest factor in determining whether Daniel Penny was justified in believing that Jordan Neely had posed a deadly threat in the manslaughter trial?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Do intellectuals who peddle pseudoscientific tripe like simulation theory ever stop and think they are just dumb NPCs for Illuminati bot wars?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do atheists always argue about the existence of suffering in the world as meaning God doesn't exist when it doesn't prove anything?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

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Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

Do Marines really not need sleep during combat training or in general? If this is true, how and why is this possible?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Is fellatio addictive?

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why am I attracted to older men?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun